mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

(via evenhappierthanjane)

the world: who's your favourite character
me: that one
the world: but they're the villain
me: yep
the world: are you going to argue that they're misunderstood?
me: nope, they're actually quite evil
me: and psychopathic
me: and murderous
me: they remind me of myself

Almost 35 years ago, a girl was at a skating rink.

lovegivesmehope:

True love - Almost 35 years ago, a girl was at a skating rink.

from Love Gives Me Hope http://bit.ly/16QjLil

There’s always at least one person in every class that you would like to chuck your shoe at their head whenever they open their mouth. If you don’t know who that person is, it’s probably you and you should probably stop talking. 

(Source: witchesgetsnitches, via evenhappierthanjane)

“the friendzone”

shadesoflolita:

there was this one guy that kept asking me out.

every time I would politely decline.

He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”

He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him

The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”

he looked really happy.

I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(via flywhileyoucan)

helioscentrifuge:

aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

(via evenhappierthanjane)

ieroo:

are you dumb this is how you date

flirtatious joke/hold hands/massage/confess attraction/first kiss/make out/go steady/cuddle on bed/woohoo

(Source: winterfat, via oibek)