Baby tries to eat cookies from a magazine [video]
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Prodigious birth of love it is to me,
That I must love a loathed enemy.
Romeo and Juliet
i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
(via evenhappierthanjane)
| the world: | who's your favourite character |
| me: | that one |
| the world: | but they're the villain |
| me: | yep |
| the world: | are you going to argue that they're misunderstood? |
| me: | nope, they're actually quite evil |
| me: | and psychopathic |
| me: | and murderous |
| me: | they remind me of myself |
from Love Gives Me Hope http://bit.ly/16QjLil
There’s always at least one person in every class that you would like to chuck your shoe at their head whenever they open their mouth. If you don’t know who that person is, it’s probably you and you should probably stop talking.
(Source: witchesgetsnitches, via evenhappierthanjane)
there was this one guy that kept asking me out.
every time I would politely decline.
He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”
He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him
The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”
he looked really happy.
I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay
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are you dumb this is how you date
flirtatious joke/hold hands/massage/confess attraction/first kiss/make out/go steady/cuddle on bed/woohoo