Baby tries to eat cookies from a magazine [video]
Prodigious birth of love it is to me,
That I must love a loathed enemy.
Romeo and Juliet
|the world:||who's your favourite character|
|the world:||but they're the villain|
|the world:||are you going to argue that they're misunderstood?|
|me:||nope, they're actually quite evil|
|me:||they remind me of myself|
there was this one guy that kept asking me out.
every time I would politely decline.
He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”
He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him
The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”
he looked really happy.
I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧